GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we're gonna chat about the true scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more than just watching. It's a whole vibe. You got your regular competition, sure, but then there's the behind-the-scenes. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! One time when that skater went flying into the boards, I swear, it looked like a